Y N0t Second Coming #1-What I Think About Christo

What I think about Christo?  I mean, I guess he's kind of cool.  He likes baseball, that's for sure; he just won't stop talking about it.  Like, Dude! Shut up!  Besides that, he never has time to hang out with me: he has workouts or practice every night.  When we do eventually have to shoot the breeze, we play on his PlayStation.  He's honestly pretty boring, and the main reason I go to his house now is to be with his dogs.  I wish I could have a couple dogs to come home to every day or sleep with, but alas, I'm not allowed to have real dogs in the cyberspace I'm renting out right now.  There's not really that much to say about him really.  The only thing I can hope for is for him to read this and pay more attention to me.  I mean, he couldn't even put me up in time.  Plus, he wasn't even creative when naming me: he just named me after his blog for human geography or western civilization or whatever.  Christo, when you do read this, just know that you are very mediocre.